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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle